Can We Laugh?

Have you ever dealt with addiction issues and menopause at the same time? Yeah that's me! Yes my son is away from here at a recovery house but what I really want to do is stand in the dealers yard...

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We Need To Get Away From Here

We haven't had a vacation for many years. We need to get away... and soon!!! If nothing else just to visit somewhere new away from this town, away from the realities we face here and see new things. The reality is that I blew an entire savings on my sons addiction to heroin.

I guess our vacation this year will be sponsored by Calgon...

Do they sell this stuff in Campfire and Smores? What about some Ocean City Beach time?

Can We Just Laugh For a Minute?

I think that there needs to be a group somewhere for those people like me and maybe others too who have survived loving a heroin addict who didn't need bail money.

I try to be sensitive but on some days that is very hard to tolerate!

I have days where I think after this is all over I'm gonna need some rehab myself if I keep drinking wine in the box... with a straw. Especially now that I found I can fit the box into my purse..to go.

I am starting to think that every day when I open my eyes the devil says, "Oh Shit hide! She's awake!"

How many of you have ever dialed '867- 5309' just to see if it was 'somebody that you used to know?'

There are so many emotions of being menopausal and loving a heroin addict I often don't know what rollercoaster I'm on.

How many others have experienced this type of moment...

"And I wanna look him straight in the eye, and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Fukitol? 

I share your pain, Clark. This is exactly what I want to do! Maybe one day I will do did it Facebook Style...

If my back, knees, and hips weren't hurting so bad I'd probably kick it up Gangnam or at least Chuck Norris style...Wait maybe I better stick to low impact aerobics and keep it, Ninja Style.

And speaking of Fukitol... Does anyone know when that will be available over the counter?

I love a heroin addict. Although I've never used or abused heroin or any other drug I have got to enjoy the benefits of being the co-dependent side of it as the enabler.

As the enabler of a heroin addict I drained a savings account, depleted a CD account and that doesn't even include the many items stolen after I stopped enabling I'm thinking about that vacation that I could have taken with all of that money and now all I can afford is a box of Calgon! Oh well...
Calgon take me away from all of this!